Eagles flip-flop old drop-foot again--- McBriar is in, Chas Henry is out...

Written by Thomas Jackson on .

I had a feeling the Eagles would "platoon" punters when they brought in Mat McBriar this past summer for a tryout.  It seems to be working out that way. And I don't think we've seen the last of Chas Henry, either.

McBriar (age 33) is healthy again. So he would appear to be a stronger bet for the demands of the job along the lines of better hang-time and directional punting. Henry did okay, and he clearly was important as the holder in the FG unit. I'm sure the Eagles asked Henry to hang loose...he may be needed soon enough.

McBriar is an Australian and of course used to do damage to us as a Pro-Bowl punter for the Dallas Cowboys from 2004 to 2011. McBriar was known for booming the long ones, but more importantly he put the hang time hammer on 'em, and also was fond of controlling spin on the punts. He also knows the Aussie trick of getting that thing to turn end-over-end...

McBriar seems to be completely rehabbed from a nagging plant leg injury... Despite his big career average of 45.3 yards per punt, McBriar is adept at pinning opponents down deep in their own territory with non-returnable angle kicks...a skill the Eagles want to use to help showcase their improving defense.

MatMcBriarwife
Here's Mat with his lovely wife Erin... How do them Aussies get all the pretty girls?

The Eagles also signed long snapper Kyle Nelson to the practice squad in the wake of the high-ankle sprain suffered by Jon Dorenbos. The roster casualty there was WR Jeremy Ebert.

I'll have the BRI SUKS EGG FANCY FOOTBALL results for Week 3 for you after this short break...

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The FANCY FOOTBALL race tightened up a bit in Week 3... The Great JB-Sage-Lion has coached his team The Bri Slaps to a 3-0 start--- JB's best start ever in this league. Right behind him is Leo Pizzini's Splunker Valley Skunk Apes at 2-0-1... Then there's PPW's guys, Spiffo's Hoofers and Benny's Beanstalks each at 2-1... Brozer's Bri Boys hanging in at 1-1-1... and then a logjam of teams sharing 5th place at 1-2. Only Hairy Pianos' HAHA is still winless at 0-3.

Team BIG BONE(BONE)(1-2)T BONE 65
HUDROCKS HOE STABLES(hudE)(1-2)J Huston 156

 

Palm Feathers(Palm)(1-2)Palm Feathers 104
The Great PPW(PPW)(2-1)Reed Skinner 135

 

The Bri Slapper(Nads)(3-0)Jared Nixon 125
Jetpack Ninja Dinosaurs(JERK)(1-2)THE JERK 75

 

Bri'sFantasy Boys(BFBs)(1-1-1)Brozer Eight 92
Harold Harmonica(HAHA)(0-3)Rodney Vander Veer 82

 

Hoof Hearted Ice Melted(FFSX)(2-1)Spiffo Quantus 73
Splunker Valley Skunk Apes(SKAP)(2-0-1)leo pizzini 90

 

Evans Head Beanstalk (Bean)(2-1)Ben Williamson 100
Dirty n Stinkin Bums (ATV)(1-2)Chris R 155


More Eagles updates to follow after a break....
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David Weinberg of The Atlantic City Press deserves a shout-out here...  He just went totally off on the Current State of the Eagles...and it was a well-measured and coherent rant:

"At least once a season, the Philadelphia Eagles give a puzzling performance in which they fall well short of pregame expectations. Last year, they delivered a lackluster effort during an embarrassing 31-14 loss at Seattle. A 27-6 defeat to Arizona at University of Phoenix Stadium on Sunday wasn't quite that bad but still produced a lot of frustration among the coaches and players."

'"Today was just one of those days for us," Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson said Sunday. "We didn't play Philadelphia Eagles football. Being on the road, playing a team with this (loud and rowdy) environment, and being behind early was just one of those tough things to overcome. Today was just one of those days where things weren't working our way."'

"The lousy showing was surprising, considering the Eagles (2-1) had a shot to start a season 3-0 for the first time since 2004. Instead, the Cardinals accomplished the feat for the first time since 1974. As always, coach Andy Reid assumed responsibility for the team's troubles. While he didn't deserve all of the blame - Reid didn't commit three turnovers and allow the Cardinals' defense to punish quarterback Michael Vick - the team's glaring lack of fire and inability to establish any offensive or defensive rhythm fell squarely on his shoulders."

'"All in all, we obviously need to do a better job," Reid said Monday in quotes provided by the team. "I need to do a better job as the head football coach. It's my responsibility if there are failures on both sides of the football. Getting a team prepared is very, very important, and I take full responsibility for that. We need to coach better, we need to prepare better, and we need to play better." '

"Offensively, the Eagles' talent-laden lineup failed to score a touchdown for the first time since the 2009 regular-season finale at Dallas (24-0), a span of 35 regular-season games. They only came close to reaching the end zone once, when Jackson was tackled at the 1-yard line late in the first half, but that possession ended in disaster when Vick fumbled on a hit by blitzing safety Kerry Rhodes and safety James Sanders returned it 93 yards for a Cards touchdown that gave them a 24-0 lead."

"The Eagles were no better in the second half, twice settling for Alex Henery field goals. '"I wish I had the answers," Vick said Sunday. "The only thing I know is we didn't play our best and were nowhere near our potential."

"Scoring touchdowns is tough when most offensive plays end with your quarterback on the ground."

Pretty cool writing there, David Weinberg... nice. I wish I could have come up with that last line!

But despite the punishment Vick is taking and the mistakes he's making, Reid said he has no plans to use rookie quarterback Nick Foles next Sunday night against the New York Giants. Foles will not get any reps with the first-team offense in practice this week, Reid said Monday. "Right now we're with Michael and that's what we're doing," Reid said. "We'll evaluate as we go."

Unless they find a way to better protect Vick, however, he may not be physically capable of staying on the field. A revamped offensive line had trouble handling the Cardinals' pass rush, especially linebacker Daryl Washington. Washington collected two sacks, two tackles for loss and three hits on Vick. Part of the troubles could be attributed to center Dallas Reynolds and left tackle Demetress Bell, who were both starting for the first time this season in place of the injured Jason Kelce and King Dunlap, respectively.

"We've got to eliminate some of those hits on him," Reid said. "That's for sure. I'll tell you he's getting hit way too much. That part's got to end. We've got to limit that."

Defensively, the Eagles don't have to make too many adjustments. Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb, a former Eagle, played well, as did wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald. But the Eagles' defense still allowed 20 points. Their problem was a lack of momentum-changing big plays. The Eagles' defense forced no turnovers and really didn't rattle Kolb much.

They figure to be more motivated against the Giants, who are one of the Eagles' biggest rivals. Former Eagles safety Brian Dawkins will be honored at halftime, which should generate the emotion that was lacking in the desert Sunday.

"I'd hate to say we came out flat in Arizona, but we definitely need to play better," safety Nate Allen said Sunday. "You want to win every game, but sometimes it just doesn't work that way."

Extra points: Eagles long-snapper Jon Dorenbos suffered a high ankle sprain against the Cardinals. The Eagles may work out a long-snapper to sign in the event Dorenbos cannot play against the Giants. Otherwise, tight end Brent Celek would be the long-snapper. ... Reid indicated Monday that he expects wide receiver Jeremy Maclin (hip contusion) to be back this week ... Dunlap (strained hamstring) may not be ready. If not, Bell will start against the Giants.

944 comments
atvcar
atvcar

Yay.... the new (old) blurb is back... Lupes saved the day, and my first... HAHA!!!

TheGreatJB99
TheGreatJB99 like.author.displayName 1 Like

I like the new font. It makes this site appear even more dignified than before. And we figured that wasnt possible.

briview
briview

Welp,..off to the veranda.

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Gotta go for a bit....

 

Gonna dream of Mermaids

 

and what Big Dog is having for dinner.

briview
briview

The GFBWLJB99,..contrary to popular myth,.I have neverer suked an egg,.although tempted to do so.

beanstalk
beanstalk

 @briview Don't you 'Blow Eggs' when you want to preserve the shells

briview
briview

@beanstalk Sounds like yur calling. Are you done now,..donk?

beanstalk
beanstalk

 @briview  @beanstalk Apparently you use a needle or nail it prick small holes out of the ends... Blow the contents out place the shell on an ants nest...  

 

Then mount it somehow....  somewhere like a mantelpiece or in your case, your forehead...  For public viewing

briview
briview

Convection baked Flounder wiff artichokes tonite. Sweetly prepared rice in soy,.cupled wiff an elegant fresh spinach and garden procured piny tomatoes,.add to the delight. An intriguing Pinot Grigio from Geyser Peak,..completes the splendor. Who's hungry now?

beanstalk
beanstalk

 @briview Yeah and why would you bake Flounder? its pretty thin ain't? And how do prepare Rice sweetly? You give some flowers first and a thankyou card?

TheGreatJB99
TheGreatJB99

Bri Lion))) How many eggs did you suck today?

atvcar
atvcar like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @TheGreatJB99 not sure... but I do know that Sunny can't count that high 

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

This new site - pretty.

 

However - just like all new CRAP from computer guys....

 

pretty but doesn't work as well.

 

So goes the world.

TheGreatJB99
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I hate to drink too much... cause then I feel like a drunk.... like moonbean.

AbeLinc64
AbeLinc64

Hey TJack - I got to your new blurgg several time by typing the http://...... if that is any help to you.

beanstalk
beanstalk

The Purpose was in FACT to limit the use of the Word 'cunt' (which is one of my favourite words) on the website...  IE - Nixon or Chatte...  Having a little Frenchie flavour has had the desired affect, because look?!? Here you are again?!? 

 

Bwah ha ha har....  

 

beanstalk
beanstalk like.author.displayName 1 Like

Now!!!!!!!!   Where is my croissant!!!!!!

n.akuatuta
n.akuatuta like.author.displayName 1 Like

spiffy place loopissimo.

 

i read several comments. apparently beanstalk doesn't use cunt anymore, but 'chatte'. it simply means 'cute pussy'. it's not a polite word (when youre not referring to the female cat), but it's not crude or vulgar. so, not the cunt impact. soz, mate.

 

beanstalk might have to change dictionaries. and 'brains'. tricky, that last one. as for heart, well...

sunbutts
sunbutts

 @n.akuatuta Welcome Madam Brunhilda! This from your greatest admirer--Sunnyo

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers

 @sunbutts  @n.akuatuta 

 

Afternoon Mr Butts

beanstalk
beanstalk

 @n.akuatuta Oh...  you don't think I didn't know? thats kinda cute... Good to see you having a go you Big sook

Harry Pianos
Harry Pianos like.author.displayName 1 Like

Hey Palmer....you said you were gonna offer me a trade....but I've seen nothing...

 

What gives?

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers

 @Harry Pianos 

 

I did...did it from the ESPN Space.

..check your email in the Junk Box?

 

THat's where mine always come in.

Harry Pianos
Harry Pianos like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Palm Feathers OK...I'll check it out .....

AbeLinc64
AbeLinc64 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 Palms -  Was pullin on your chain a lil dats all. Tryin to be like JB and ATV when I grow up.

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers

 @AbeLinc64 

 

Evening Abe.

 

U the Man.

 

No mirrors or gimmicks intended.

 

I need a better RB and have three 'decent' Defenses.

Can only play one at a time - so I figure - better to trade for a guy that gets lesser points than my half of the trade 

 

I get a better RB - he gets a better D.

Palm Feathers
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 @atvcar  

 

I really am glad he is doing better - I really felt like crap about that trade.

 

Oh - is Stafford out?

AbeLinc64
AbeLinc64 like.author.displayName 1 Like

 Palms - I am the kindly gobermnet trader from down the street.  Now Mr. Harry how ca i HEP YOU.  LOL

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers

 @Harry Pianos 

 

now - THESE guys seem happy to just let you ROT on the vine.

 

I like EVERYBODY to be competitive.

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Harry Pianos 

 

Harry - 

 

I looked at your points and noticed that you aren't getting a lot of points from your D.

 

I offered you Denver Defense - which has done fairly well

for Gore who has not produced that many points.

 

ATV and Broz were both WARNED that the guys they wanted (Mergatroid and Forte) were both prone to inj AND in Fortes case - there's a new sherrif in town.

 

Did they listen?? 

 

NO!!!!!!!!!

 

Now - they have buyer's remorse and are upset with me.

 

ME!!!!!!

 

 

Palm Feathers
Palm Feathers

 @Harry Pianos 

Let me know if you have trouble....

I know what to do to fix it!!!!

 

Ask T Bone for help.........................

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