Eagles remain under radar... and Brizer's MACH 10 challenge officially opens...

Written by Thomas Jackson on .


Three days into it now...No big splash in free agency yet by the Eagles... you can't count the signing away of long-time Birds' DE Juqua Parker... Parker signed a one-year deal with the Cleveland Browns for a contract worth $3 million based upon incentives...Not the most glorious exit for a fairly reliable performer for the Eagles over the past half-decade plus... too bad his ultimate legacy will be the memory of "4th-and-1" and the offsides jump in a crucial road game in 2011... Selective memory can be brutal. Parker actually had some great moments over the years, including three TD scores after loose-ball recoveries...

Let us turn briefly to the annual Brizer "MACH 10" Challenge...

Here are the rules of play, in case anyone needs a refresher course:

"Rules of Engagement for the MACH 10 contest are clear and indisputable, and exist for your safety and protection against wayward list stealers...of which there are many...So, the inglorious and semi-famous logistics are as follows:

"SELECT ANY 10 players from the college draft as potential Eagles in 2012. DO NOT INCLUDE THE ROUND. The BORED does not care...The one with the most correct draft choices wins! If a tie occurs:
1st Tiebreaker:  UNDRAFTED FREE AGENTS which may be added later to the totals of the tied "winners"...
2nd Tiebreaker: After the UDFA qualifying test, and all else being equal, the earliest entry will be declared the Winner. "

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To me the MACH 10 is a lot like a roulette wheel. Maybe that's because I have failed at it miserably over the past five years. Fanny Harris has won it, Brizer has won it, JB has won it, Leo has won it....

No worries. Post your entry here between now and April 26, 2012.  Follow the rules above. (Winner gets a UPS-delivered case containing the coveted Charmin Trophy... JB99 has not yet received his 2011 trophy due to UPS address complications, but we here at EEB will make arrangements to get that trophy to him via U.S. Postal Service which has access to his godforsaken desert location)...

My own MACH 10 entry is the traditional sacrificial lamb. Maybe someone else has already submitted theirs, but not a big deal...

Usually I like to wait a little longer until Free Agency has played out and revealed more options for areas of need. But this year, with no clear FA direction for the Eagles, I now unveil my MACH 10:

1. Janoris Jenkins, CB, North Alabama (formerly Florida)
2. George Iloka, S, Boise State
3. Cam Johnson, DE, Virginia
4. Philip Blake, C, Baylor
5. Josh Kaddu, LB, Oregon
6. B.J. Coleman, QB, UTC
7. George Bryan, TE, NCSU
8. Quintin Coples. DE, UNC
9. Matt Reynolds, OT, BYU
10. Audie Cole, LB, NCSU

I know, some big names are missing up there, but that's the sophisticated nature of the game of MACH 10... you have to allow for the probabilities of guys most people really wanted being snatched up by other teams...and you have to project who will still be around in later rounds. Lotto may have similar odds...

And you have to try to put yourself in Andy's and Howard's shoes... which on the face of it is a preposterous notion, since Andy wears a size 12 and Howie wears a size 8...

So vote early and vote often. Get your MACH 10 ballot in today...it will be recorded by Livefyre.

Here are some late-night updates (3/16/2012) to Free Agent movement and other NFL transactions:

-New York Giants sign S Chris Horton (formerly Redskins) to a one-year deal, terms undisclosed...
-Dallas has agreed to terms with ILB Dan Connor (Panthers), terms undisclosed...
-Tennessee signed OG Steve Hutchinson to a 3-year, $16 million contract...
-San Francisco signed RB Rock Cartwright to a one-year deal at the vet minimum...
-Washington signed S Brandon Meriweather to a two-year, $6 million contract

More updates to follow upon the morning of March 16th... I expect a few more big signing deals to break out on Friday, 3/16/12. 

FRIDAY AFTERNOON March 16 UPDATE.... more notables:
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Falcons re-signed John Abraham to a 3-year contract...terms undisclosed...
-Ravens re-signed veteran C Matt Birk to a 3-year deal...
-Carolina signed LB Kenny Onatolu to a 3-year contract...
-Carolina released DT Demario Pressley...
-Carolina signed S Haruki Nakamura (Ravens) to a 3-year contract...
-Bears re-signed S Craig Steltz to a 2-year deal...
-Cleveland released DE Jayme Mitchell...
-Dallas re-signed WR Kevin Ogletree to a 1-year contract...
-Indianapolis signed S Tom Zbikowski to a 3-year contract...
-Miami re-signed DL Ryan Baker to a 1-year deal...
-Giants signed P Steve Weatherford to a 5-year contract for $12.75 milz...
-Jets signed QB Drew Stanton to a 1-year deal for $1.25 million...
-Jets signed WR Chaz Schilens (Raiders) to a 1-year contract worth $765,000...
-Raiders release OLB Kamerion Wimbley (they simply can't afford him!)...
-Seattle signed FB Michael Robinson to a 2-year deal worth $5 million...
-Redskins signed TE Fred Davis to a 1-year, $5.5 million Franchise Tag contract...
-Redskins sign CB Cedric Griffin (Vikings) to a one year deal at $2.5 million...
-Cardinals re-sign OT Levi Brown to a 5-year contract... why?

More updates to follow...

SATURDAY AFTERNOON March 17 UPDATE...

Very quiet at Eagles central.... Evan Mathis is having some fun with his "Dating Game" approach to choosing either the Ravens or the Eagles as his future employer. Both teams have made offers.

Notable signings and releases to add to the list:
-Seattle signed DL Jason Jones (Titans) to a one-year deal...
-Bengals signed OG Travelle Wharton (Panthers) to a 3-year contract worth $10 million...
-St. Louis signed DL Kendall Langford (Dolphins) to a 4-year contract at $24 million...
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Harry Pianos
Harry Pianos

Last year at this time there was only one O-lineman who knew for certain where they were gonna start.  And it weren't until mid season before the whole thing was sorted out and things began to mesh.  Now we go into TC wiff what most folks (not named Sonbutts, or Moonbeam, or Buttsy, or Sunny-O, or whatever that loser likes to be called) would consider one of the top lines in the whole league.  This is a good day to be green, fo' sho'....Happy St. Patricks Day....everyone...

AbeLinc64
AbeLinc64

From poster at philly com Caplin said it was 5yrs 31.25 mil total 9mil first two yrs and 7 mil guaranteed

AbeLinc64
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In a style that is befitting to guard Evan Mathis, he announced that he was returning to the Eagles on a five-year contract via his witty, hilarious Twitter account - @evanmathis69. I stole this from PE.coms report of Mathis signing. I thought it was funny: First, he retweeted a fan who posted a banner that read "EAGLES KEEP MATHIS." Then, he followed that up with, "To all the Eagles fans who offered me various food and incentives to return ... I've come to collect. #FLY."

AbeLinc64
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HMMM - EEB copied and pasted what I stole twice HMMM.

tboned208
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Phemur is gonna stain some socks when he hears this.

HudsonHawk89
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Our "Fat 5" together through 2014 at least! I love it! These guys had tons of success paving the way for Shady and that shall continue. Good job FO, and congrats Evan Mathis!

tboned208
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Yeah baby Mathis back. 5 yrs 25 milz. Nice

AbeLinc64
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Dat news makes me berry berry happy after dat 3-2 shootout loss to BAstons.

Bquick98
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Mathis sign for 5 years 25 millz

AbeLinc64
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Quickie98 - Philly newspapers ain't got what you got yet.

n.akuatuta
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 @Bquick98 yessssss !!! i was coming back specifically for that. nice sat evening surprise ! hafta jet. byee.

AbeLinc64
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Whelps we tide it wit 4 Min left

AbeLinc64
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OT here we come 2 - 2

briview
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B wiff da Full and you'll get da corns!

Jerky
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F with the Bull and you'll get da horns!

atvcar
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Read... ROY?

n.akuatuta
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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?"  Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop." Result Breakdown: 93% The Inland North 88% The Northeast 87% Philadelphia 70% The Midland 62% The South 31% Boston 25% The West 8% North Central Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have

Jerky
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 @n.akuatuta ha ha, that quiz said I have a midland accent or otherwise known as no accent at all. It said I have a great radio voice.

Tom Jackson
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 @Jerky  @n.akuatuta Hmmm.. the quiz  judged me as "lost in Space", and a with a great face for radio...

Tom Jackson
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I know we're due for a new blurb-burger, but it's so quiet at NovaCare I'm reluctant to post anything new...or to move away from this spot...maybe I should just update the FA signings list above?

Tom Jackson
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Okay, I'll update the FA signings list above... we'll wait until tonight to fire up a new blurgger. Tally Ho...brb!

Jerky
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I can't remember the last time St Patty's day landed on a Saturday. Everyone be careful out on the roads tonight, it might get a little crazy.

atvcar
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@Jerky Indeed amateur Irish abound... Not a safe combo

atvcar
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Another JB guy gone... Jones signed with Seattle today.... Add in his boy Bryz suking again.... Sage you sez... Pfft I sez!

atvcar
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Bryz lets in another softie... Rhut rho... I hate it when I'm right about these things!

atvcar
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Friggin nut case... I knew him going after that record and not getting the SO vs the Isles would mess him up worse then when Maverick kilt Goose! MERCY

sunbutts
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Going shopping for some duds for me and wife.

Se ya aroun'! Woof!

atvcar
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@sunbutts Don't forget to wear green... Unless you wanna get punched while out... Yes, it's usually pinched... But for you sunny an exception can be made.

atvcar
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And let the start of points raining down... Begin

n.akuatuta
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my house is quiet for one more half hour. then, all bets are off. st patty is upon us !!

 

a pat to all of you, two-legged or four-legged compadres ! ciao.

n.akuatuta
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i'm constantly amazed at how nothing, absolutely nothing, escapes the feeble scope of sunbutt's criticism.

 

dogs now ????

 

dobermans of the world, and bigger and smaller mutts, UNITE AND BITE HIS ASS (and tear off his nuts if you can find them) !!!

 

:D

atvcar
atvcar

@n.akuatuta Dogs is something he knows about that doesn't surprise me... As he claims to be married, tis one of a few species he could charm... Swine would be another. I'm sure he knows a lot about swine too!

AbeLinc64
AbeLinc64

B's 1 - 0 off a rebound from Breezes chest

atvcar
atvcar

@AbeLinc64 It continues... Momentum gone

AbeLinc64
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Typical Flyers Bruins (NHLN) 1 fight and 2 almosts in 4 minutes.

atvcar
atvcar

@AbeLinc64 Hartnell?

AbeLinc64
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@atvcar Rinaldo fight and Hartnell amost

atvcar
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@AbeLinc64 He'd been my second guess

Harry Pianos
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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good

 

Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

atvcar
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So I talked my wifey outta the 3k labradoodle... And instead she now wants the 2k Maltipoo??? WTF do they still make dog dogs? MERCY!

briview
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 @atvcar They do,..one word,.....Doberman!...btw,..he's my wife's snuggle bunny,..she loves him more than she loves me,........yea,.she says that all the time!

sunbutts
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 @briview  Actually Dobermans are the least desirable dog pet in existence. Besides being ugly they are too high strung. Want a big dog--get a German Sheppard. Smarter than most 6 year olds--and mentally competitive with many bozos on this board.

So be it!

Jerky
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 hush

atvcar
atvcar

@briview the wifey wants a small dog due to our tiny tot... A minpin is as close as I could get

atvcar
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@briview It's my lot in life... It's not a lot, but it's my life.

briview
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 @atvcar  @briview weak,..be a man!!!...or suffer the fate/slings of furious misfortune

atvcar
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@briview Welp TBT that isn't much of a contest! lol

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