| 05 January 2012
It's never too early to plan for the NFL Draft... a great Sage once told me that... so it's time to acknowledge the opening shots of the Eagles' Mach 10 preseason.
Today it's the legendary Blasphemizer with massive PE.com credentials going up against the free agent prognosticator and draft guru JB... a guy who played fullback at Nebraska during the Cornhuskers' recent championship years and is still young enough to play if you go by Ray Lewis years... All kidding aside, JB is becoming known throughout the internet scouting.com's as a shrewd judge of college talent. Today we're lucky to have both Blasphemizer's and JB's initial blasts:
NFL draft guru JB in his latest incarnation: a facial tribute to the post-modern surrealist Salvador Dali...
Since Blasphemizer put out his pre-Mach 10 draft list before anyone else this year, we'll present his picks first:
"I switched maybe half of my previous Mach and reorganized some of it...I'm gonna go for a very different one each time and then settle on a final that takes the best element, so as to stifle them thieves that are everywhere!...
Here you go:
1st: Michael Floyd, WR, Notre Dame-I still like him to replace DJax, we might trade down a bit to get this one, but he could go early.
2nd: Sean Spence, OLB, Miami-Human. Missile. Would be great as a WILL.
2nd: Lamichael James, RB, Oregon-Move over Shady, this is for your own good.
3rd: Russell Wilson, QB, Wisconsin-The right type to serve under Vick, Marty, and Sex Panther's tutelage.
4th: Bruce Irvin, DE/OLB, West Virginia-This guy was made to beat offensive tackles on the pass rush and we could use a project at DE.
4th: Mike Martin, DT, Michigan-Laws-type player, very strong and athletic. I feel like he is a bit more slippery, though, and could be a nice match with Wash.
5th: Jaymes Brooks, OG, Virginia Tech-Underrated! *c-c...c-c-c* Undersized but athletic linemen, good choice for future LG.
6th: Donnie Fletcher, CB, Boston College-It seems that we're going for press coverage guys more, this is one.
6th: Joe Adams, WR, Arkansas-Worth a shot as a punt or kick returner. Could get in the offense eventually.
6th: James-Michael Johnson, MLB, Nevada-Solid fundamentals and good speed, we like LBs like that this late."
Those are Blas' pre-alpha picks... nice work this early in the game when you have to pretty much guess where these guys will be available since there will often be at least 14 teams picking ahead of the Eagles in 2012.
Now JB steps up to the plate:
"And now.... what you all have been waiting for!
The First Offficial Great Svelte JB99 2012 Mock!
Try to fix this D with some more talent!
1) Lots of players were available here... Dennard, Jan Jenkins, Mercilus... but I am going with BC LB Luke Keuchly. Instant upgrade in one of our highest need positions.
2) I don't think this guy will be here when we pick at 45... but to my surprise... in this mock... he was. USC DE Nick Perry. Explosive edge rusher that many have been waiting on for a couple of years. Wepl... he finally made the jump and is just hitting his stride.
2) Another LB.... and a guy that seems like a type Reid pick. Nebraska WLB Lavonte David. I don't see him fitting this scheme... but thats never stopped Reid before. To me... it's almost certain Reid is in love with David. Gives Rolle a serious challenge. Dynamite ST'er at the very least.
3) Cincy DT Derek Wolfe. Strong, quick 300 pounder. Watch for him at the senior bowl to really show his stuff.
4) Baylor RB/FB Terry Ganaway. Big tough runner with explosive speed. A Weaver like player... that gives us the BIG BACK that half the Earf has wanted for a decade.
4) My boy... and big play WR... and THE Ohio State tattoo-liker... Devier Posey. I really like this guy... and with him only playing in two games... he should drop a bit. Deep ball specialist that I like as much as Mike Floyd and Kendall Wright.
5) , 6) , 7) ... take a bunch of low round OL that Mudd will turn into super stars.
There you have it. Super Bowl!"
Thank you, gentlemen. Congrats to Blasphemizer for actually finishing out his pre-Mach 10 in toto... Although JB sort of lost interest after Round 4, we have to cut him some slack, as the numerous helmet-to-helmet hits he took over his college career have obviously affected his attention span.
Here's JB working on his living sculpture design for the "Ten Points of Mach" with the lovely model "Japaniard"...
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